if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it
i’m gonna drink it
update: apparently it’s supposed to be the original recipe it tastes kind of weird
EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND I AM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
didnt the original recipe have cocaine
It’s just sitting in the bird bath staring inside.
i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that
When you and your best friend hate the same person
people are starting to get out of control with the use of gay porn gifs
Except it’s a pencil???
Who did this
what the fuck is that
that is not a pencil
not gay porn
definitely not a pencil
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT
This post lives again!
I JUST CHECKED HIS ACCOUNT THIS WAS A GAY PORN GIF! IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
should not be that close to this button
another person understands
its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it
i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under
There should be a show like catfish, but instead of catching internet creepers it should connect lonely tumblr users with each other.