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hahaharuka:

if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa

spoopyhahanonoseeren:

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it 

i’m gonna drink it

update: apparently it’s supposed to be the original recipe it tastes kind of weird 

EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND I AM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

didnt the original recipe have cocaine

prisms-for-eyes:

It’s just sitting in the bird bath staring inside.

alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

thevulcanshavetheimpala:

diary-of-a-professional-fangirl:

lindsaylohoean:

spooooooooooopy:

caseyanthonyofficial:

funkychunkymonkeysex:

smiling-big-and-bright:

cynicolerichie:

caseyanthonyofficial:

When you and your best friend hate the same person

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people are starting to get out of control with the use of gay porn gifs

Except it’s a pencil???

NOT AGAIN

Who did this

what the fuck is that

that is not a pencil

not gay porn

definitely not a pencil

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT

This post lives again!
I JUST CHECKED HIS ACCOUNT THIS WAS A GAY PORN GIF! IT’S A CONSPIRACY!

thefoxxybenedict:

kinemon:

the-robot-condese:


asongofwaterearthfireandair:


this button

should not be that close to this button



another person understands


its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it

i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green

thefoxxybenedict:

kinemon:

the-robot-condese:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

this button

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should not be that close to this button

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another person understands

its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it

i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

vvierd:

christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under

There should be a show like catfish, but instead of catching internet creepers it should connect lonely tumblr users with each other.

neekcreep:

g-manthoughts:

Much Halloween
Wow

ALL THE BEST COSTUME AWARDS

neekcreep:

g-manthoughts:

Much Halloween

Wow

ALL THE BEST COSTUME AWARDS